just-an-awkward-chick:

all the single sloths all the single sloths

now put your claws up

up in the trees

very hungry

looking for a place to sleep

decided to dip

on my way i licked 

every single leaf

need no precision 

did i mention

i mistake my own arm for a tree

my algae is acting up

theres moss on this trunk 

perfect place for a sloth like me

i like to hug

y no love

im not as creepy as you think

when im not eating 

im usually sleeping 

once i tried to cross the

street 

OH SHIT MY ARMS NOT A BRANCH 

ow ow ow ow ow oow ow ow ow ow oow ow ow

Doooont 

treat me to these things

of internet fame 

not all sloths are the same

bluepueblo:

Highway Lightning, Colorado

photo via elves

Story of my life.

Every time I look at my Tumblr, I just think “man I am really not as sad as this makes me look.”

camiekahle:

asmilingmalice:

I maintain that this is the greatest gif on my dash right now.

DFLKHGKSLA???!